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Top 5 Best Mary Jane Movie Lines

Top 5 Best Mary Jane Movie Lines - The Oozelife Blog - Ooze Funny Classic Stoner Scene Movies Weed Marijuana Cannabis 420

Top 5 Best Mary Jane Movie Lines - The Oozelife Blog - Ooze Funny Classic Stoner Scene Movies Weed Marijuana Cannabis 420 Grandma's Boy Pineapple Express Dazed & Confused Friday Knocked Up

Love movies just as much as Mary Jane? Here are some of the best lines from stoner-centric films.

Grandma’s Boy

Alex (Allen Covert): My grandma drank all my pot.
Jeff (Nick Swardson): That’s awesome.
Alex: What?
Jeff: I mean, how many people can say that in a lifetime?


Pineapple Express 

“If marijuana is not legal within the next five years, I have no faith left in humanity.”

– Dale Denton (Seth Rogen)


Dazed & Confused

David Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey): Say man, you got a joint?

Mitch Kramer (Wiley Wiggins): Uhhh, no. Not on me, my man.

David Wooderson: It’d be a lot cooler if you did.


Friday 

“I know you don’t smoke weed, I know this; but I’m gonna get you high today, ’cause it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got shit to do.”

– Smokey (Chris Tucker)


Knocked Up
“It is, like, the best medicine. Because it fixes everything. Jonah broke his elbow once. He just got high, and it still clicks, but I mean… he’s okay.”

– Ben (Seth Rogen)