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    Top 5 Best Mary Jane Movie Lines

    Top 5 Best Mary Jane Movie Lines - The Oozelife Blog - Ooze Funny Classic Stoner Scene Movies Weed Marijuana Cannabis 420

    Top 5 Best Mary Jane Movie Lines - The Oozelife Blog - Ooze Funny Classic Stoner Scene Movies Weed Marijuana Cannabis 420 Grandma's Boy Pineapple Express Dazed & Confused Friday Knocked Up

    Love movies just as much as Mary Jane? Here are some of the best lines from stoner-centric films.

    Grandma’s Boy

    Alex (Allen Covert): My grandma drank all my pot.
    Jeff (Nick Swardson): That’s awesome.
    Alex: What?
    Jeff: I mean, how many people can say that in a lifetime?


    Pineapple Express 

    “If marijuana is not legal within the next five years, I have no faith left in humanity.”

    – Dale Denton (Seth Rogen)


    Dazed & Confused

    David Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey): Say man, you got a joint?

    Mitch Kramer (Wiley Wiggins): Uhhh, no. Not on me, my man.

    David Wooderson: It’d be a lot cooler if you did.


    Friday 

    “I know you don’t smoke weed, I know this; but I’m gonna get you high today, ’cause it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got shit to do.”

    – Smokey (Chris Tucker)


    Knocked Up
    “It is, like, the best medicine. Because it fixes everything. Jonah broke his elbow once. He just got high, and it still clicks, but I mean… he’s okay.”

    – Ben (Seth Rogen)