Love movies just as much as Mary Jane? Here are some of the best lines from stoner-centric films.
Alex (Allen Covert): My grandma drank all my pot.
Jeff (Nick Swardson): That’s awesome.
Jeff: I mean, how many people can say that in a lifetime?
“If marijuana is not legal within the next five years, I have no faith left in humanity.”
– Dale Denton (Seth Rogen)
Dazed & Confused
David Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey): Say man, you got a joint?
Mitch Kramer (Wiley Wiggins): Uhhh, no. Not on me, my man.
David Wooderson: It’d be a lot cooler if you did.
“I know you don’t smoke weed, I know this; but I’m gonna get you high today, ’cause it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got shit to do.”
– Smokey (Chris Tucker)
“It is, like, the best medicine. Because it fixes everything. Jonah broke his elbow once. He just got high, and it still clicks, but I mean… he’s okay.”
– Ben (Seth Rogen)