Here's a spooky Halloween tale for you...
You've nailed the costume: fake blood, horror makeup, all of it. You're ready for the party when your friend texts: "Bring your bong!" They love that thing and have a game planned for it. But when you grab it off the shelf, you realize it's...horrifying. The glass is caked in resin, the water looks like swamp juice, and there might even be mold creeping up the neck.
Your Uber's ten minutes away, and your bong looks like it belongs in a haunted house. Don't be that person who brings a moldy bong to the party. That's the kind of horror no one wants to inhale.
Luckily, if you've got a pouch of Ooze Resolution Gel, eight minutes is all you need to bring your bong back from the dead. Plug the holes with your Res Caps, pour in the gel, shake it for 30 seconds, rinse with warm water, and BOOM! Your piece is sparkling clean and party-ready. No tricks, only treats.
Why You Should Keep Your Bong Clean (Like, Really Clean)
Even though Res Gel gets the job done fast, keeping your glass consistently clean is key. If you don't, mold can start forming in just 24-48 hours. Once it starts, it progresses through three increasingly creepy stages.
Stage 1: Fungus
If you see a pink film inside your water pipe, that's the early stage: fungus. It grows from the leftober cannabis resin and moisture. Regular cleaning keeps this from turning into something far nastier. Dumping out your bong water once you're finished with your sesh can help, too!
Stage 2: White Mold
Neglect it longer, and you'll spot white mold, a stubborn stain that's almost impossible to kill, even with bleach (which you definitely shouldn't use on glass you smoke from!). It hides in hard-to-reach spots and comes right back if not removed properly.
Stage 3: Biofilm
This is where things get truly terrifying. Biofilm forms when microbes latch onto surfaces and build a slimy protective layer inside your bong. It's tough to remove and can release harmful particles into the air and your lungs, leading to respiratory issues and infections.
Don't let your glass turn into a science experiment.
How to Clean Your Glass in 60 Seconds (Even If It's Moldy)
Ooze Resolution Gel is the fastest, safest way to clean your bong, even if it's gone full haunted-house mode.
Made from natural, clay-based ingredients, Res Gel breaks down tough resin and mold without the harsh effects of isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt. It's reusable, non-toxic, and super easy to use.
Pro Tips for the Perfect Clean:
- Shake the pouch of Res Gel for 3-5 seconds before using to activate the cleaning power.
- Plug your piece with Res Caps, pour in the gel, and shake for 30 seconds.
- Rinse thoroughly with warm water (not hot!), since hot water can re-melt the resin and make it stick to the glass again.
- After each session, empty your bong water and let it dry before refilling. This stops bacteria, mold, and biofilm from growing in the first place.
In just one minute, your bong goes from scary to sparkling.
Keep Your Glass Gleaming with Ooze Cleaning Kits
Halloween or not, dirty glass is never a good look. Stay ahead of the grime with an Ooze cleaning kit. It's got everything you need to keep your pieces looking brand new. Stock up on Res Gel, a set of silicone Res Caps, and other essentials so you're never caught with a moldy mess again.
Your bong doesn't have to be the scariest thing at the Halloween party. With Ooze Resolution Gel, you can keep your glass crystal clean, your hits fresh, and your Halloween vibe spooky in all the right ways, not because of what's lurking in your bong water.
